So my roommate just came back and I’m studying for a test I have tomorrow and she decided that at this exact moment is a great time to start cleaning our room. No.


southernsnowdogs:

Ear scratches

The fact that you STILL post about me makes me laugh. Especially when you’re posting things about me that aren’t true because you don’t know anything about me. Grow up. Jesus.

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(Source: spottedelephant)


ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people


ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services